Mad Doll Doctor

I am so tired today. I was practically a zombie at work. I fell into bed about ten last night and was out like a light. Then about one o’clock some kids started doing donuts in the church parking lot next door, revving their engines and peeling out, until one of my more impatient neighbors called the cops. Seeing the cops my dogs were overcome by an urgent need to put their two cents in, so I had to get up several times, plod down the stairs and out the back to quiet them down. Then at five my next door neighbor stood right below our window bellowing at his dogs to hurry up and pee. He does this about every other night, just hollers out his back door for about fifteen minutes. He may be a little nuts. I’m thinking a Mizuno golf club up the side of his head might do he and I both a world of good.